Homeopathic Gravy

Remove roast from pan,
drain all fat and scrape away
all tasty brown bits.
Add water. Add more water.
Then add more water.*

*For best results, you’ll
want a pan—that’s, oh, about
Solar system-sized—
filled with water for every
molecule of fat.

About John MacKenzie

I'll mumble for ya. Poetry, plus most things quantifiable: science, neuroscience, memory, epistemology, baseball. And so on.
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