Category Archives: Doggerel

Homeopathic Gravy

Remove roast from pan, drain all fat and scrape away all tasty brown bits. Add water. Add more water. Then add more water.* *For best results, you’ll want a pan—that’s, oh, about Solar system-sized— filled with water for every molecule … Continue reading

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A Charlottetown Christmas

December was white with the first fall of snow when Bobby and Sheila got out on the go. They had whisky, Jäger, eggnog with dark rum, and a frost of cocaine numbing their tongues. New crack pipes were handy in … Continue reading

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Here There Be Dragons (or, A Doggerel Out of Skyrim)

Here’s why I should perhaps never be allowed to play video games. Things like this happen. I’ve never been very good at video games, and I’ve always particularly sucked at RPGs. But in Skyrim, that doesn’t matter. I just wander … Continue reading

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